I hate bugs!!!!!!

Okay, you go away to a foreign country its a given there will be some pretty big bugs. But its getting ridiculous. Last night a monster of a beetle was hanging out near my feet and a kicked it off the balcony and when it landed on the ground below i swear it caused a small earthquake. Then there are mosquitos. My legs look like i have some strange disease all over from the amount of bites i have recieved. Punishment for not wearing bug spray one day! And if apparently biting my legs has not become sufficient enough for them and they have moved up to my butt. Some bug has had a fine meal out of my butt and now i have some massive bites! And they itch so i look like a total hick if i scratch them so i guess i will suffer through that. Its not as bad as the one day i put on a pair of shorts and felt like something was biting my bum so finally i pulled them off and investigated my shorts just to find red ants in my pants! The saying having ants in your pants has taken on a whole new meaning to me now and its no fun let me say. And finally to top it off, tonight aspen and i arrive at our room and are getting ready for bed when i notice my snack (a bag of popcorn) is actually full on infested with ants!! I grab the bag and throw it outaide and aspen checks hers and has to do the same. Then we started a ant killing hunt with shoes and books. Now our floor is covered with dead ants which will probably just attract more of them to come get their dead and to seek revenge. I feel like there are bugs all over me as i write this, how am i supposed to get any sleep for scuba diving tomorrow at 6 am!??